12 9 / 2014

"I’m also a killer. I’ve killed a lot, and if I need to I’ll kill a whole bunch more. If you don’t want to get killed, don’t show up in front of me."

Actual quote from Ferguson “law enforcement” officer and 35-year police veteran, Dan Page. But hey, let’s keep focusing on all those unreasonable “looters and rioters” (via odinsblog)

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12 9 / 2014

brightness:

a dead scene kid is trying to contact me through captcha

image

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12 9 / 2014

"Follow your dreams, not your boyfriends."

gillian anderson  (via giliananderson)

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12 9 / 2014

ignissannat:

Mermaid and Sea-maid from Arthur Spiderwick’s Field Guide to the Fantastical World

Other creatures from this book - here.

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12 9 / 2014

totallymarriedriversong:


"Neither of us are paragons of physical perfection. That’s why I pitched that nude-photo idea: It’s as if we were Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, but of course we’re not. Yet before we met with you, Nick told me how beautiful I looked in my pajamas in the hotel. I didn’t really, by somebody else’s standards, but it’s very nice to hear that, especially as an actress in Hollywood."
-Megan Mullally with husband Nick Offerman

totallymarriedriversong:

"Neither of us are paragons of physical perfection. That’s why I pitched that nude-photo idea: It’s as if we were Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, but of course we’re not. Yet before we met with you, Nick told me how beautiful I looked in my pajamas in the hotel. I didn’t really, by somebody else’s standards, but it’s very nice to hear that, especially as an actress in Hollywood."

-Megan Mullally with husband Nick Offerman

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12 9 / 2014

official-maximum-ride:

Decided to take a video while flying this morning.
Best. Idea. Ever.

official-maximum-ride:

Decided to take a video while flying this morning.

Best. Idea. Ever.

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12 9 / 2014

misskel:

theonlyhopeformeisbands:

Canadian police on the job.


Yeah but it’s a TINY DOG dressed AS A MOUNTY.

misskel:

theonlyhopeformeisbands:

Canadian police on the job.

Yeah but it’s a TINY DOG dressed AS A MOUNTY.

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08 9 / 2014

radiicvl:

unimpressedcats:

scruba dub dub theres a kitty in the tub 

if a time comes that I do not reblog this photo it will be because I am 6 feet underground 

radiicvl:

unimpressedcats:

scruba dub dub theres a kitty in the tub 

if a time comes that I do not reblog this photo it will be because I am 6 feet underground 

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